My day before the election rant

Hopefully by now you’ve made up your mind as to whom you’re voting for tomorrow.  (Hopefully you’re voting!)

But…on the off chance that you haven’t, let me break the Presidential race down for you, and make it easy:

If you are a male who is in the top 2% of earners in this country AND you care nothing about the arts AND you have no elderly relatives or females whose welfare your care about, then you vote for Mitt Romney.

If you are male and are NOT in the top 2% of earners, but would like to see unemployment go UP because all the new jobs created will be headed to China, AND your paycheck go DOWN because what few tax breaks you have will be eliminated, AND you likewise have no elderly relatives or females whose welfare your care about, then you too should vote for Mitt Romney.

However, if you are male and NOT in the top 2% of earners, and would actually like to see this country move in the right direction, AND be a country you can actually be proud of, one which takes care of its own and looks into the future, instead of dwelling on the failed policies of the Bush past, then you vote for Barack Obama.

If you are female, and somehow like the idea of losing all control over what happens to your body, literally handing over your vagina to old silver-haired men (and while I know a few of you might be thinking that sounds like kinky fun, think again), then you vote for Mitt Romney.

However, if you are female, and believe that you should be in control over what happens to your body, then forget about every other issue and put yourself first by voting for Barack Obama.

Please realize this is more than just about the man who sits in the Oval Office.  This is just as much about who will appoint the next Supreme Court justices.  And they could change everything for the worst (if you vote for Romney), or the better (if you vote for Obama).

It’s really as simple as that.

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Filed under Barack Obama, election, Mitt Romney, politics

2 responses to “My day before the election rant

  1. sippikins

    Gorman, this is the best thing you have ever written. (except for annual Kilgore, which is in a class all by itself).

    Thank you – you totally get the issues.

    Sent from my iPhone

    “Does anyone recall the saddest love of all – the one that lets you fall, with nothing to hold … ” Paul Westerberg

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